Chocolate Ass!! & Brazilin war!!

An England candy store invented a new chocolate shape, anus chocolate. It’s so funny. A wonderful Belgian chocolate is used to make this chocolate.

You can buy for it yourself or give it as a gift.

And it does not stop here. You also can buy a silver anus chocolate if you have disgusted. And to finish; you can buy a t-shirt with a photo of the product.

Let´s change the subject!

Is it a dream? Is Brazil waking up now? I don’t know exactly theses answers, but I´m very happy about what is happening here. I have never more seen this since 1992, when people took to the streets to protest against President Collor.

Now the people are going to the streets and fighting for changes, against corrupt politicians.

This war will be very difficult, but it is the only way that we have to change our country. This may be the beginning of a big change.

Dog Love!! & Stupid girl!!

Woman catches husband "making love" with the dog, yes, this really happened! In Ilhéus, Bahia, the woman when arrived at home heard a noise from her bedroom, when she opened the door she saw her husband with their dog in their bed. She tried to separate them, but she couldn’t and still got bitten by the dog.

She threw a bucket of water and they continued to make love. After trying to do everything, she called the police and everybody went to the police station, minus the dog, sure, he didn't known what was happening. The breed of the animal was not informed.

Let´s go to the next topic.

A girl bought an IPhone and posted a photo on Facebook, until now it´s only a normal story, but the brilliant girl bought her cellphone in the underworld of crime. The cellphone belonged to a man who had lost his cellphone; she forgot to logout of the man´s account and published her photo in his account. Ohhh!!! Stupid girl!!

Of course the man saw the photo in his Facebook and published this photo that has more than 30000 shares; someone knew the girl and reported her.

She went to a police office to return the cellphone and said that she found it on the street.

World Cup !!! & Banned the jokes!!

The cost of the World Cup in Brazil will be greater than the sum of the total invested in the last three editions of the event, in Japan, Korea, Germany and South Africa.

The analysis compares all the money invested in the countries headquarters. Until now, Brazil has spent more than US$40 billion and the sum of the total invested in last three editions together was only US$ 30 billion. While all the tournaments in history together would have consumed US$ 75 billion.

If Brazil continues increasing the investment in the same rhythm, it will pass the total of all the World Cups.

Let´s go to the next topic.

Last week CQC, which is a TV comedy program, is being sued because of a joke. That is true; they are being investigated by police because they made a Portuguese joke. The humorist Ronald Rios said that “Portuguese women have mustaches.". The Portuguese community would have been irritated and they are suing the program.

We have been making Portuguese jokes since we were discovered by them; but now, we can´t make more jokes, Thank democracy.

ET !!! & Kiko !

Did you see this? The former Canadian Defense Minister said that are many ETs living on the Earth with us and there are two ETs working in the American Congress.  And more, he said that there are four kinds of ETs living here. He said that he started to believe in ETs when he had an experience with his wife and friends.

Do you believe in ET? I believe in ET. There are many planets in the universe and why just Earth has life? We can't prove it now, but one day it will happen.

Let´s go to the next topic.

I´m very sad; yes, it´s true. Carlos Villagrán did his last job like Kiko. The eternal Kiko of Chaves´s sitcom retired forever. He said that he's too old to continue to work. After more than 30 years working like Kiko, he said, "thanks to everybody” and said that he likes so much the Brazilian people.

But we can continue watching Kiko on tv. Kiko is one of my favorite characters of Chaves. My other favorite character is Seu madruga, but he unfortunately died some years ago.

Stadium. Do you own a gun?

The new stadium for the World Cup in Brazil, Mané Garrincha, is delayed; it´s not the only problem. The principal problem is the cost, that was budgeted at R$750 million and now almost R$1.5 billion has been spent and it's not finished yet. You don't hear about this on TV, they don’t say anything about it. Why do they this? How much money are they are making and will make with it? The people don’t say anything about it.  The people are apathetic about it while thousands of people are dying of hunger in Brazil, there aren't great schools to study at, hospitals, health and safety.

I´m angry! Let´s go to the next topic.

Have you ever heard about a 3D printer? With it you can print what you want in 3D, for example, you can make a bottle, a little car and whatever you imagine. But the imagination of people is very strong. Some guys that don’t have anything to do had a great idea to print a gun. Yes, they made their own gun at home. They said it really shoots.

Imagine what will happen, today anyone can buy this kind of printer. Imagine what this can do in our society. Anyone can make his own gun.

Praia Grande

Praia Grande it is a city of São Paulo coast.  It was one of the first areas colonized by the Portuguese, which began with the arrival of Martim Afonso in 1532. Was founded in 1967 after emancipated of São Vicente.  Praia Grande has 260.000 inhabitants and the area is 145 km².

Events:

In Praia Grande there are many events during the year. For examples:

-The Mullet Festival in Praia Grande is a gastronomic event held annually in the winter season, the city's coast.
Several dishes are prepared with Mullet, a time when the species is more easily found outside the closed period. The preparation is the most popular Baked Mullet.

-The Half Marathon of Praia Grande is an athletic event held since 2004 in Praia Grande.
Has a unique path, composed of two major lines of about 9 km, joined by two other of approximately 1 km, in all the way, athletes are only four corners and the ground is flat throughout the route.

Places:

- Santa Areia. It´s a pizzeria and restaurant located at AV. Costa e Silva. It is a well restaurant for have lunch and a good pizzeria at night. There are many varieties of pizzas, for example they have a pizza of mortadella, but I didn´t eat it yet. And the important thing they have a good prices.

- Litoral Plaza Shopping.  It is a big shop mall. There are more than 220 stores like cloths and electronics stores, movies and restaurants. And one important thing is that parking is free

- Palace of arts. The cultural complex of six thousand square meters. It consists of a theater, museum, gallery pictures and videos and more.

Resumé - Product Engineering

Henrique Pastrolin Bernardo

Brazilian, Single.

Birth Date. 22/01/1984.

Age: 29 years.

São Paulo – SP.

Mobile:  55(11) 98689-0160.

E-mail:  henriquepb@gmail.com

Objective: 

·         Product Engineering.

 Academic Graduation:

·         MBA in Management and Product Engineering and Services - POLI-USP / 2011.

·         Graduated in Mechanical Engineering - FEI / 2006.

Qualifications:

·         Five years of experience in new product development working in coordination, implementation and validation of new products for major automakers in Brazil and abroad (VW, PSA, Mitsubishi, GM, Kawasaki, Iveco) and for the Aftermarket; always focusing on quality and production, developing new methods and tools, reducing losses and optimizing reliability. Carrying out technical analysis for new products focusing on component optimizations, processes and service quality. Coordination and building functional prototypes and samples, definition and analysis of laboratory testing of materials and final product performance. Preparation of technical drawings and product documentation relevant (FMEA, APQP, PPAP, CEP). Coordinating and attending on starts meetings and follow-up of projects with customers and suppliers. Participation in groups of FMEA, Kaizen and technical analysis of continuous improvement. Familiar in workplaces with Certificates ISO 14001, ISO TS 16949 and OHSAS 18001.

·         Certification AQF – PSA (Peugeot – Citröen)

·         Certification Mitsubishi requirements.

·         Windows, Internet, MS Office, AutoCad, Pro-e, MS Project, MS Visio, BANN.

  

Professional Path :

Tecfil Filtros. – (Jan/10 – Set/12).

National Company Industry of Automotive Filters. Certified ISO TS 16949, ISO 14001 and OHSAS 18001. Market leader in Aftermarket and performances in automakers in Brazil and abroad.

Position: Product Engineering.

Main responsibilities:

·         Design, develop and validate products for OEMs and Aftermarket.

·         Coordinate and monitor projects and developments.

·         Perform technical analysis of new products.

·         Conduct technical visits and contacts for customers and suppliers.

·         Prepare technical drawings of products.

·         Coordinate dimensional testing, physical and durability.

·         To prepare APQP, PPAP, FMEA.

Urepol Polímeros LTDA. – (Fev/07 – Dez/09).

National Company Industry of Automotive Bumpers. Certified ISO TS 16949 and ISO 14001. Between the two largest suppliers to major automakers in Brazil and abroad.

Position: Development Engineering.

Main responsibilities:

·         Design, develop and validate products for automakers.

·         Conduct technical visits and contact customers and suppliers.

·         Coordinate and monitor projects and developments.

·         To prepare APQP, AQMPP, PPAP, FMEA and CEP.

·         Coordinate and develop new tooling.

·         Perform dimensional tests, physical and durability.

·         Coordinate and prepare technical drawings of products.

Languages

·         English - fluent.

·         Spanish - Basic.

  

Cultural Extension

·         Computer Technician, ETEC Martin Luther King.

·         Diesel Engines, International Engines.

·         CEP.

·         Specific Requirements Mitsubishi.

·         MASP.